The Drive

We're all Jack the Lads with bad habits

Backing Jack, stacking fag packets in our jackets

Drinks come in pints and the drugs come in packets

Spilling cheap liquor on our Reebok classics

Giving boys that we don't like lip

In a four-seater car but we've squeezed in six

Eric's in the back seat rolling a spliff

If we get pulled over then we're all getting nicked, but

The blue light's just drove straight past us

Turn up the tunes and move the car faster

Praying inside but we're all gonna laugh 'cause

None of us will ever learn

Everybody is a back seat preacher

P's and Q's plays through a blown-out speaker

Sipping on a bottle of the cheapest tequila

Can you take the next turn?

We're all Jack the Lads, we're all reckless

Couldn't care less if the olders respect us

Didn't have a motive till these girls just text us

Now we're backing shots and sparking cigarettes up

Giving boys that we don't like grief

Six people in a car that has got four seats

Whoever's got the aux better pass it to me

In a car full of smoke and we've just seen the police, but

The blue light's just drove straight past us

Turn up the tunes and move the car faster

Praying inside but we're all gonna laugh 'cause

None of us will ever learn

Everybody is a back seat preacher

P's and Q's plays through a blown-out speaker

Sipping on a bottle of the cheapest tequila

Oh shit, the police have returned

Oh well, oh well

It's just another story to tell

Just another story to tell when the morning comes

Oh well, oh well

Just another story to tell

Just another story to tell in the morning

Now my mate that's driving starts moving shifty

I said, slow the fuck down bruv, you're doing 90 in a 50

So what if they wanna pull us over?

You haven't had a smoke and you're stone cold sober

He said, "Mate, shut the fuck up"

"Are you dumb, boss, look inside my glovebox"

This is where the fun stops

I look inside, I can't believe it, really, I'm shocked

Tell me why the fuck you got this, fella, I'm lost

He said, "Will you just stop talking for a second?"

I'm staring at a lot of narcotics and a weapon

"Left or right, boys?"

"Please tell me what you reckon"

The jakes are getting closer and I don't know where I'm heading

I said, "Bruv, please talk"

"I dunno where to start, fam"

"How'd you think I went and bought a car, and"

"How'd you think I went and bought a yard?"

"Look, I wanted to be top boy, wanted to be hard man"

I said, none of us have ever been about that

So why'd you think doing this would get you extra clout?

He said, "shut the fuck up in the back, you're too loud"

"And I don't need a lecture from you, not right now"

Now my boy's driving manic, swinging left and right

Doing 85 but the police are out of sight

He pulls over, our hearts are heavy and now

He turns 'round and says

"What were you worried about?"

Oh well, oh well

Just another story to tell

Just another story to tell when the morning comes

Oh well, oh well

Just another story to tell

Just another story to tell in the morning