Oxford Comma

How could I be jealous of you?

Your man looks like Kyle Rittenhouse

And I knew better than to tell it to his face

Cause brodie woulda brought a fucking 30 out

Why would you add me to your Close Friends?

Cause we are not close friends

It don't seem exclusive, you're adding each dude

So I'm blocking next time you are posting

I could rock Birkenstocks casually

Kara sub zero might cause a fatality

Got a tattoo and my mama stay mad at me

Munch on ragu while I play Final Fantasy

I know a loser when I see one

And let me just say that you fit the description

I bounce off the walls like I'm off my prescription

I bounce off the walls, took a loss, then I flipped it

I need an oxford comma

I'm writing so fast and I'm listing out everything

I need an oxford comma

These zeros so heavy it's hard to fit scheduling

I'm stuck on the this and the that

But I never get fucked off the riff or the raff

Cause the bouncer just ushered me right through the back

In a fit with no wristband, no risks without racks

And no risks without dips out the stock market crash

Invested in me and that shit looking green

When my hair is all nice and my Uber is free

And my acne is clear so shoutout CeraVe

And my body is different, my body is tea

And a cup of some chai just to check off my needs

With a bench in a park and a book I can read

And a look from your girl cause she know how I be

(She know how I be)

I'm a Cyclopes baby, I only got an eye for you

I call it clarity

Wait, wait, wait, wait

I need an oxford comma

I'm writing so fast and I'm listing out everything

I need an oxford comma

These zeros so heavy it's hard to fit scheduling

I'm stuck on the this and the that

But I never get fucked off the riff or the raff

Cause the bouncer just ushered me right through the back

In a fit with no wristband, no risks without racks