Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian

Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket

For the land of the tall palm tree

Aloha Old Milwaukee, hello Waikiki

I just stepped down from the airplane

When I heard her say

"Waka-waka-nuka-licka

Waka-waka-nuka-licka

Would you like a lei, eh?"

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Whisper in my ear

Kicka-pooka-moka-wa-wahini

Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coconut on my tiki

What the heck-a-mooka-mooka, dear?

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear

It's a ukulele Honolulu sunset

Listen to the grass skirts sway

Drinking rum from the pineapple

Out on Honolulu Bay

The steel guitars are playing

While she's talking with her hands

Gimme, gimme oka-doka, make a wish and wanna polka

Words I understand, hey

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Whisper in my ear

Kicka-pooka-moka-wa-wahini

Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coconut on my tiki

What the heck-a-mooka-mooka, dear?

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear

Well, I bought a lot of junk with my moolah

And I sent it to the folks back home

I never had the chance to dance the hula

Well, I guess I should have known

When you start talking to the sweet wahini

Walking in the pale moonlight

Oka-noka, what-a-setta

Knock-a, rock-a, sis-boom-back-a

Hope I said it right, oh

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Whisper in my ear

Kicka-pooka-moka-wa-wahini

Are the words I long to hear

Lay your coconut on my tiki

What the heck-a-mooka-mooka, dear?

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

Say the words I long to hear

Aloha