I'm just a normal man, I have important plans

I put the max yearly deposit in my 401(k)

Don't have a social life, my older neighbors might be a bit eccentric

But they cook meals for me every night

It has a chalky undertaste, triggers my imagination

I dream I wake in different places surrounded by scary faces

Saw the film "Junior" as a kid, not sure what's making me think of it

But I'm seeing Arnold's baby bump each time my pillow hits my head

I wake up sick, after having strange dreams

Can't shake the feeling that there's something wrong inside of me

Been gaining weight, I just can't fit in my jeans

I can't get comfortable 'cause something's wrong inside of me

The doctor tells me I'll be fine

Just need a little exercise

I think he's compromised

I know I'm right, I know I'm right

There's something in me that is bad

I feel it kick, I can hear it laugh

It's twisting 'til I break in half

It's time to take my body back

I clench my fists and push 'til I scream

I just can't take it, gotta get this bad thing out of me

I kick at the air and pray for release

I've had enough, it's time to cut this bad thing out me

Pulled up a YouTube tutorial on cesareans

But I couldn't make it 'til the end

HOOOOOO!

I'll have to improvise, but just as I insert the knife

My neighbors burst inside with all their friends

(Please, help! No!)

They finished up the surgery and pulled the baby boy from me

They told me of a prophecy

Where man begets a son who leads all nations into darkness

And Junior is his name (Hail Junior!)

And Junior is his name (Hail Junior!)

And Junior is his name (Hail Junior!)

And Junior is his name (Hail Junior!)

And Junior is his name (Hail Junior!)

Hey, wait a minute!

My goodness, how can it be?

I can't believe that there is something else inside of me

I feel it rising up, tunneling from deep down within

The prophecy did not foresee that there would be a twin

Danny DeVito (Danny DeVito!)

Danny DeVito will lead us out of darkness, the twin!

Danny DeVito (Danny DeVito!)

Danny DeVito will lead us out of darkness again

Danny DeVito (Danny DeVito!)

Danny DeVito will lead us out of darkness, the twin!

Danny DeVito (Danny DeVito!)

Danny DeVito will lead us out of darkness again