Catfishin'

These high heels - six inch

Corset's tight to hide an inch

Tell me why I'd hit the gym

When underwear can pull me in

Confuse them, with illusion

I got my fake hair, fake nails

Push-up bra I bought on sale

Freshly tweezed my moustache

And Gorilla-glued my strip lash

I'm a vision magician

'Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night

I'm good bait if the lighting's right

Reel me a drinker, hook line and sinker with me, yeah

'Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night

Big game wishin' always take a bite

I'm on to a winner, take home my dinner with me, yeah

Gone fishin' (Catfishin')

I got no time for beauty sleep

It costs a lot to look this cheap

"God bless that black dress!"

It puts the ass in assets

And I'm out strolling

Now out trolling for that big win

Got to fake it to make it

So I go fishin' on a Saturday night

I'm good bait if the lighting's right

Reel me a drinker, hook line and sinker with me, yeah

'Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night

Big game wishin' always take a bite

I'm on to a winner, take home my dinner with me, yeah

Gone fishin', catfishin'

I didn't call you after you left mine

I had another lover on the line

Catch and release, they're never keepers, babe

But I just tell them they're the one that got away

I go fishin' on a Saturday night

None the wiser 'til you're back at mine

Take off my makeup

Deflate this D-cup to B, you'll see!

'Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night

I'm good bait if the lighting's right

Reel me a drinker, hook line and sinker with me, oh yeah

'Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night

Big game wishin' always take a bite

I'm on to a winner, I'm no beginner at sea, yeah

Gone fishin', catfishin'

Gone fishin', catfishin'

Not missing, just catfishin'