I want to go outside!!!!!

Let's sit around all day

And get in everybody's way

Sink into the ground and form a new society

I never really liked this one anyway

I wanna go outside

But I'm terrified

It might be cold or too hot or too radioactive

It's fine

But why would you lie?

Again

I want to go to the store

Get in the car

And drive down the hill

But that's way too far

I feel every mile in my gut like elastic

Pulling me back

Plus we might get in a wreck

And I'd be paralyzed

For the rest of my life

So I'd be stuck inside

Well, I guess that'd be alright

I wanna go for a walk

But I don't but I don't have a dog

So everyone will

Know that I'm lying about going for a walk

About picking my foot up

And putting it back down

And picking my foot up

And putting it down on the sidewalk

Mmm

Mmm

Mmm

I wanna get out of bed

But I can't touch the ground

You'd think all this concrete would be dry by now

No, I'd get stuck in place

Making this same stupid face

On my government-issued ID

They say "smile for the camera"

But you're always too late

And I look like a statue inside a museum

Or a painting in some rich person's living room

There's something off

About the eyes

I wanna go outside

But not tonight