Yo

Woke up at the eight in the morning, and I was yawning

I'm ready

Was in the thick of the cut, like I had palmed a machete

Woke up from partying honestly like I'm full of confetti

Lil patron in my pocket, weight is keeping me steady

Remember sipping it up, remember ordering Jack

Remember taking those shots, must've left open a tab

No phone calls but my people were calling me back

That liquor courage the devil there ain't no holding me back

Got up for breakfast and started making some bacon

That weather was hot dawg, I ain't talking no Nathans

It burning like hot sauce, never one to be patient

Turning up AC, like Pauly D on the playlist

My phone ringing but the hangover unforgiven

Grabbing the keys to the drop top summer edition

Hit the local corner store looking for something different

They know I'll order my regular man who are we kidding

Walking in, looking as if they notice me

We chop it up I drop a couple words, poetry

Photos be taken outside the paparazzi

The irony I haven't blown up kamikaze

Don't even question it get my beverage and sandwich

That's sitting right to the left of it, never making a mess of it

I asked the owner "How much?" And drop the deficit

I swear he live in the back, must me a resident

Anyways passing by all the hydrants when I be driving

Pulling up to the gas station and hopped out it

Before I could get a minute, sounding like wild sirens

Asking if I remember feels like I got Alzheimers

I swear

They pulled me over the right, I'm rolling everything down

I got my hands on the wheel, but now my hands on the ground

The officer that's in charge, that one was patting me down

The officer to his left, well he just look like a clown

I'm getting questioned in the middle of this circus

For certain, they must be mistaken for the serpent

I'm nervous, they say on the camera I was swerving

They just checked the car and found a bottle of the bourbon

They bringing yesterday up, I'm like yesterday sucked

Went to the club with homies and spent a couple of bucks

Called an Uber man come to think they cancelled it

That voicemail, maybe I should of answered it

Walked in at four in the morning, and boy my body was heavy

The smell that came from my breath, you would of thought it was deadly

Came home from partying honestly like I'm full of confetti

But it was all such a blur, switch the patron to the henny

Remember ordering rum, remember ordering Jack

Remember taking those shots, must've left open a tab

I got the keys to the whip of friend who's calling me back

That liquor courage the devil there ain't no holding me back