CGPA Freestyle

(Intro)

Laughter

Meet- abbe sun sun sun abbe vo heera ni tha jo M.tech ke liye prepare krra tha

Bhawesh- ha ha

Meet- abbe uski 9 CGPA ayi uska fir bhi ni hua

Bhawesh- abbe kyu??

Meet- kyuki moti ka bap same seat 20lakh mai legya

Laughter

(Verse)

Ghante pe academics or college

Hai dil mai kafi chize kehne ko I hate this ed policies aj hi kehdu foran?

Ya mai aj hi lelu churan

Ki CGPA bnake jaunga seedha pdhne foreign

I mean seedha bnne alag chutiyo ki jaat

Kehte sbpe lga bhoot to karalo hanu ji ka path

Krte sb ab judge dekh meri yhape college sheet of mark

Abbe we been cooking up ye chize kbhi ni mujhe rok pati yar kafi bar basquiat bnu pr

Mi cho pahado m janmu nonu

Ayu cho seedha khet bate

Ghumyali bandya sehere gau

Hr jagh lagi race kale

Mundoru dekhi bhed chal

Yakh sbhi bna naukar

Sbyu the cheni job jo ta bachi cheh hi ni chi yakh

Sbma chi degree pr kamk jagah che hi ni chi ab

Maa pita bhulna paid likh pr kadgyu la paid likhli

Vo to baithya gharam bhrna fharam sarkari ku lata bachyu fair ni ch ab kuch yakha

Mai to dekhta roj chutiyo ko baithe te khursiyo mai

Fir hai khate paise

Hai ni jate khate(Account)paise

Vo hai jate ghr mai bnne khoti gaddi

Fir khud puche ni hora vikass kyu? Surkhiyo mai

Fuck you or fucked hai teri puri family najarbatu

Or baithe unpad padhke likhne ko budget school

College ka tbhi shyd yha 1 ke kam mai chadre hai 5 lakh baki ka kha baki abbe inke ghr ko

Tu ab bhi ni smjha kya?

Dekh system ko bdhe gaur se

Hai andr chlra kya

Hierarchy mai baithe sb krre gol hai gandhi kya isliye thi mili azaadi?

Shi kehte M.K sir bhali bhati sb samjhte khudko godse

Or ye chod

Kalko agya baithe baithe rape case yha ek or

Thi dali story maine likhke justice for her

But no official gave fuck to muzrim ghume bekhauf

Ghante pe law dalde jail likhskta mai bhi essay on haters dum hai to dikha paise on papers

Mai hota to ni deta inko even gandhi ka ainek

Hai kehte sb ye line pr khud bhi krre bkchodi to fir kis bat ka andholan hai kis bat ki ralliya kis bat ka hai bacha ye matter ha?

Hai yha meri bhoomi vilupt hoti jari vo to hai dikhta na bikhrha hai uttrakhand dikhra hai saf

Pahado ki peeda culture hora gayab dil mera dukh rha

Kehta do bhoo kanoon kya ni tumpe itni bhi fursat ha?

Kadga ab kaithe bun

Pr ab bbi londe ldte hakse hak ke liye

Chahe chutiye ye baithe chup

Hai ladke kafi mehnati

Cheen lete jo krte deserve ni rukte tumse yu

Proud hu kyuki

(Hook)

Launde bidhe fir chamke sb ke sb hai yha kalakaar

Launde bidhe fir chamke sb ke sb hai yha kalakaar

Launde bidhe fir chamke sb ke sb hai yha kalakaar

Kalakaar, kalakaar, kalakaar, kalakaar

(Outro)

Meet- Are bhai sahab le jao mujhse sasti koi ni dega market mai or agr 30 nai hai na to chalo 25 lgadunga

Are behen ji suno to tumhe pta bhi hai btech se crore'o ka package lgta hai crore'o ka

Are bhai sahab jee dene se to asan hi hai na sasura man hi nahi rha hai koi kaisa samaj hai ye bhai are sun to lo!