Plastic bag odyssey (i'll never die)

I was born to help you with your groceries

Carry your milk and toiletries

Then I hung out in your bathroom

Contained your trash and old perfume

Next thing I know I’m flying out of a landfill

Got stuck on duck bill, had some time to kill

Now I’m tumbling through a parking lot

Wondering why it’s so damn hot

I’ll never die, I’ll never die

I’ll be here long after you’re gone

Watch the world burn

See what else goes wrong

I’ll never die

La da da da da da

I’ll never die

Then I was swept on out to sea

Tried to smother a turtle, but he bit a hole in me

Then he wore me as a necklace for a day or three

Before he set me free (He set me free - I’m free! Woo-hoo!)

Now I’m lounging on a deserted beach

The moon and stars just out of my reach

But maybe one day I’ll get launched into space

Leave this world without a trace

Except for all the damage that I’ve done

Way back when I was young

I’ll never die, I’ll never die

I’ll be here long after you’re gone

Watch the world burn

See what else goes wrong

I’ll never die

La da da da da da

I’ll never die

A year is just a day

Or is a day a year to me?

I don’t really know

Time is nothing, I got plenty

But will your kind survive

Guess we’ll have to see

As for me…

I’ll never die, I’ll never die

I’ll never die, I’ll never die

Never die, I’ll never die

I’ll never die

I’ll never die, I’ll never die

I’ll be here long after you’re gone

Watch the world burn

See what else goes wrong

I’ll never die

La da da da da da

I’ll never die

I’ll never die, I’ll never die

I’ll never die, I’ll never die

Never die, I’ll never die

I’ll never die