Tequila (feat. Jon Wolfe)

Been one of those "take-this-job-and-shove-it" kinda work weeks

Thank God there's margarita strong

If we wind up on the bar top singing 'Don't Stop Believing'

Tequila's what we'll blame it on

If I wake up in some strange place with a hating life hangover

My keys and all my dignity gone

If we get thrown out the bar, get a neon scar or a bad tattoo

Tequila's what we'll blame it on

'Cause when the world gets a little too crazy

Gotta have some crazy of your own

If we need an alibi for doing something wrong

Tequila's what we'll blame it on

Last time I asked for this much time of the salty sweetened gabby

I found my ex's number on my phone

So if she wakes up to that straight out the blue, I love you message

Tequila's what we'll blame it on

'Cause when the world gets a little too crazy

Gotta have some crazy of your own

If we need an alibi for doing something wrong

Tequila's what we'll blame it on

So if your soul needs some reality amnesia

'Cause you deserve the break for way too long

Yeah, tonight, you can ride a boat, gon' meet a stranger

And get hitched out in Vegas

And tequila's what we'll blame it on

'Cause when the world gets a little too crazy

Gotta have some crazy of your own

If we need an alibi for doing something wrong

Tequila's what we'll blame it on

If we need an alibi for doing something wrong

Tequila's what we'll blame it on

Yeah, pass that bottle over here

Yeah, gotta blame it on something

Yeah, pass another shot of that

I don't need no salt and lime