Santa in New York

Saw the fat man cryin’ on 42nd

They took his reindeer and stole his presents

Now Santa’s leaving he ain’t coming back to New York no more

Out in Brooklyn they did him dirty

He ran to Harlem wound up in Jersey

And Santa’s leaving he ain’t coming back to New York no more

Same old story this time of year

There’s no love in the city, no Christmas cheer

When he gets back to Mrs Clause, he’s had enough, he’s done with us woo ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Staten Island they ain’t so friendly

They cursed him out coming down the chimney

So Santa’s leaving he ain’t coming back to New York no more, Cuzo!

(sax solo)

On Long Island he’s running late

‘Cause the skies are crowded at JFK

That’s why Santa’s leaving he ain’t coming back to New York no more

Same old story this time of year

There’s no love in the city, no Christmas cheer

When he gets back to Mrs Clause, he’s had enough, he’s done with us whoa uh oh oh oh oh

Santa (Ahh ahh ahh)

Don’t you leave us this Christmas (Ahh ahh ahh)

Show a little forgiveness (Ahh ahh ahh)

Don’t give up on New York no more

Santa whoo! (Ahh ahh ahh)

Please sir won’t you forgive us (Ahh ahh ahh)

Theres children hoping for Christmas (Ahh ahh ahh)

Say you’ll come back once more New York

(Whoa a whoa oh oh whoa whoa)

Santa!

We didn’t mean when we told “vaffanculo”!

We’ll give your presents back, how much you offering?!

Hey! We love you fat man!