歌詞
There comes a time
In everybody's life
When you need
A hero and a miracle
I know you're scared
Baby, I'm scared too
It's very scary
But we need to find toys–
And bidets!
For all the kids
In Mayberry
When it's boom or bust
In greed we trust
The money's a must
Cause the needy need us!
We'll get the Grunch and
Win the fight
No matter how many people have to die tonight!
Get greedy
For the needy
Whiny Jim!
And make it speedy
Oh yes indeedy
We'll throw in a DVD!
We can save the world this Christmas time by giving it all away
Even if it's more than you can pay
It's a tax write oooooff!
Is there a doctor in the house?
Why yes! Lemme fill out out a script
Dr. Sachs!
From an offshore account that's filled to the brim with pharmaceutical kickbacks!
Hooray!
It's Judgment Day!
Judge Dredd!
And my decision is in
He looks pissed!
I'm ruling in favor of the Mayberry children!
Yay!
Case dismissed!
Whether Jew
Father?
Papa?
Or a Chris-tian
I will DO
And give, All that I can!
I'm getting verklempt
Brother that'll do ya!
We're tax exempt!
Hallelujah!
(I'm an aaaathiest!)
(Baruch atah adonai!)
(As salaam alaikum!)
Get greedy
For the needy
And make it speedy
Oh yes indeedy
We'll throw in a DVD!
We can save the world this Christmas time by giving it all away
Even if it's more than you can pay
It's a tax write oooooff!
We're teachers, and students
Bartenders, engineers, CHEERS
We're cattlemen, and ranchers
And Jolly musketeers!
I run a webcam,
I'm out of work,
I do graphic design
I'm in IT
I'm a nurse practitioner
I just hold a sign
That's a mighty fine sign
I designed that sign!
Would you mind signing my sign?
(Sure!)
It must be a sign!
A sign from god to the solve it squad
With greed you're
Freeeeeeeeeeeed!
Praises be
To the A-word
To the J-word
And the G-word
Together when we harness greed
We can save the C-Word
CUNT?
No, "Children"
OH!
SANTA!
HEY! HO HO HO
Get greedy
For the needy
Make it speedy
Oh yes indeedy
We can save our Mayberry
We can solve this mystery
We can save the world yes
We can even save this
Holly
Jolly
Non denominationally
Needy, Needy
Greedy, Greedy
Make it super speedy
For the kids
For the town
For the bang for buck
For the good luck
Holiday show!
Written by: Nick Gage
