Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa Claus

But as for me and Grandpa

We believe

She'd been drinking too much eggnog

We begged her not to go (Please don't go Grandma)

Well she forgot her medication (Ruh-roh)

And she staggered out the door into the snow (Bye Gram)

When they found her Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack (What are you doing Rudolph?!)

She had hoofprints on her forehead

And incriminating Claus marks on her back

Woah

Grandma got run over by a reindeer (Happy Hannukah)

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve (You better watch out)

You can say there's no such thing as Santa Claus

But as for me and Grandpa

We believe

'Cause it ain't Christmas without Grandma

All the family's dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we open up her gifts or send them back (Send them back, send them back)

Woah

Grandma got run over by a reindeer (Ooh my sexy Grandma)

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve (Santa can't save you now)

You can say there's no such thing as Santa Claus

But as for me and Grandpa

We believe

We believe, baby (Yes we do)

We believe!