I'll Deck Your F*****g Halls

It's that time of year again

Well it has been since fucking October

Cuz the companies wanna bleed you dry

Fucking October that's when they put the decorations on the shelves what is this bullshit

Since fucking October

I don't even get to enjoy Halloween anymore

One two three four

Well I don't give a crap

I'll deck your fucking halls for ya

Just let people enjoy shit

Instead of just rolling out the same cheap shite just so you can make a profit you pricks

The radio's been playing

The same few songs for the last four weeks

Mariah Carey is defrosting

Greeeeaaat

I can't wait to hear that song again

And again and again and again and again

Well I'll deck your fucking halls for ya

You corporate pricks

Ho ho ho and a boot up your arse

Your commercialism is a disgrace

Disgrace disgrace

You greedy cunts

I'll deck your fucking halls