congratulations

You were so good at the bad and the ugly

You were the best at pretending you loved me

You paid the bill, I paid the price

You told the waitress, she's got pretty eyes

And you had the nerve, to ask why

I'm not hungry

Maybe I'm just not cut out for competition

With you and every girl that has a pulse

So baby congratulations

I hope you like your prize

Standing up on that podium, alone for the rest of your life

I'll be sitting for your ovation

Cause boy you're not worth the fight

And I would rather run right now than in circles 'til the day that I die

I lose, you win, good luck, goodbye

I was in bed, waiting for you to drive home

She was a blonde, or was it brunette, from Ohio (or Nashville, or Vegas, or LA)

I'm almost impressed, you should go pro

At turning a young girls naive heart stone cold

You're the man, you're the champ

At being an asshole

So baby congratulations

I hope you like your prize

Standing up on that podium, alone for rest your life

I'll be sitting for your ovation

Cause boy you're not worth the fight

And I would rather run right now than in circles 'til the day that I die

I lose, you win, good luck, goodbye

Maybe I'm just not cut out for competition

With you and every girl that has a pulse

Funny how to you it's only ever about winning

When all I ever wanted was you close

So baby congratulations

I hope you like your prize

Standing up on that podium, alone for rest your life

I'll be sitting for your ovation

Cause boy you're not worth the fight

And I would rather run right now than in circles 'til the day that I die

I lose, you win, good luck, goodbye