Ticket 2 Ride (feat. Blaine, Leaf & Chadd)

Hah, the American highway, so heavenly, but

I flew American skyways, instead of 70, it

Was time to fly, no more recording

Off to Breckenridge, CO for snowboarding

With a layover in Boulder, I told her to

Move over and get her ass off of my shoulder, in the

Pathfinder, with Colorado plates, the

Natives won't hate, throw rocks and then skate

I love this folk, they love the snow

Some makes you cold, some turns you the

Hulk, like ayo, no, out here it's hey bro

Finally passed a law against wearing day-glo

It makes me so proud, this place is snowbound, where

People grow tropical plants with green know-how

Whoa, ill shit, yeah, when up on

College, we bumped into the most dashingest of all Hill kids

He's got a ticket to ride, and he'll get

High, he'll wear the finest sunglasses on his eyes

He's got a ticket to ride, and he'll get

High, he'll wear the finest sunglasses on his eyes

Hey bro it's Leaf, and I chief the keef, I'm a

Trustfundafarian up from back east

I use the illest chillums and the finest glass piece

Do you want to buy some nugs bro? Oh, it's hip hop, some trees?

My patchwork pants are always creased, I didn't get

Into the Grateful Dead 'til after Jerry was deceased

I got the dankest bootleg, my peeps all drive Jeeps

Boulder, Colorado, runnin' these streets

It's like an army made of fleece, and I'm kinda like the leader

I only smoke the heater when I hang out with Derek Jeter

Leaf, and there's no need for a last name, but I'm related

To the Kennedys and my friends think that's lame

Set, match, and that's game, cause I'm

Better at tennis and my skiing is the best, just ask Blaine

I don't know you, I slept on your couch and gave you scabies

Then I took a shower with my dog and naked ladies

Who aren't into shaving, not even maybe

He's got a ticket to ride, and he'll get

High, he'll wear the finest sunglasses on his eyes

He's got a ticket to ride, and he'll get

High, he'll wear the finest sunglasses on his eyes

Look guys, I'm not trying to be a vulture, but it's

Time for Chadd to invest in some agriculture

Hey man, got a quarter? What's with the

Look bro? Huh, fuckin' snowboarders

You don't wanna make Chadd mad, cause I'll

Slash the tires on your Esquire and blame it on my brother Brad

Shut up Chadd. That would be hella fat, like your girlfriend's ass

I used to cheat off her test and touch her tits in class

She sold me schwag out the back of her Dad's Jag, I said

My Dad's is nicer, she's like Chadd, your Dad's a fag

Anyways, pizzaface, how about a drag? And I'd

Love it if you served up those nuggets with a bottle of Stag

This is Chadd Shierholz, doing it for

West County, and all the stoner weirdos

I don't care if you're from Colorado, because when you

Do it like Chadd, it's John Wayne with the Rio Bravo

He's got a ticket to ride, and he'll get

High, he'll wear the finest sunglasses on his eyes

He's got a ticket to ride, and he'll get

High, he'll wear the finest sunglasses on his eyes