I Love Cheating on My Wife (feat. The Poly-Esters)

My friends been telling me lately

I oughta settle down and

Stop sleeping with so many strange and beautiful women

And I know they're right, but

It's so hard because

I love cheating on my wife (he love a-cheating on her)

I love cheating on my wife (yeah, he love a-cheating on her)

Well, I love cheating, that's what I do (right on)

Well, I love cheating on my wife

A-cheating on my wife with you

I've been getting it on with so many women since the day of my wedding

I made so much love since I tied the knot (even with my wife sometimes)

The only reason I got married was so I could sleep around

And when I said my vows, I had my fingers crossed (gotcha)

And I love cheating on my wife (he love a-cheating on her)

I love cheating on my wife (yeah, he love a-cheating on her)

Well, I love cheating, that's what I do (goddamn)

Well, I love cheating on my wife

Cheating on my wife with you (yeah)

I know I've lied to every woman that I ever have been with

But I swear to God, I ain't never gon' lie to you (come on)

You're my favorite girl I've had this year, girl, you are my best friend

And hey, you're my wife's best friend too (whoa)

And I love cheating on my wife (he love a-cheating on her)

I love cheating on my wife (it's his favorite thing)

Yeah, he love a-cheating on her (it's his favorite thing now)

Well, I love cheating, that's what I do (a little lower)

Well, I love cheating on my wife (no, no, no, yeah baby)

Cheating on my wife with you too (no, no, no)

All of you (yeah, yeah, whoa)

'Cause I'ma cheat on your woman with everyone in the room

And I'ma never stop cheating, no, you'll never stop as long as I live

Ain't that right?

'Cause I'ma cheat on my wife every day and every night

'Cause I'ma cheat on you with all of you

I'ma never stop cheating on you, never stop, why that is?

'Cause I love cheating on my wife, oh Lord, yeah (he love a-cheating on her)

Well, I love cheating on my wife (yeah, he love a-cheating on her)

Well, I love cheating, that's just what I do (ooh, ooh, yeah)

(Ooh) I love cheating on my wife (ooh)

Oh, with all of you