Pickup Artist

It’s greater than your momma

It’s greater than your wife

It’s greater than your lover

And it’s greater than your life

It’s almost supernatural

It changes everything

It gives you the power

And it makes you the king

Look at that guy

Such a strapping young lad

He’s got natural charm

Something I never had

I always ended up

In the friendship zone

But that’s over now

Thanks to the skills I’ve honed

Turn the key to the heart

I’ll sweep you off your feet

With my Venusian Arts

Whoo-ooh

Baby bring you to your knees

Whoo-ooh

Neg you til you beg me please

Whoo-ooh

Feel the magic in the air

Whoo-ooh

When I kiss your neck and grab your hair

You keep asking yourself

How can it be?

Usually you never fall for guys like me

It’s a strange new thing

But it feels so good

Cause you know I treat you

Just the way I should