Potty Slam (feat. DJ STV)

Let's bum rush the flush. And potty slam

There's no need to blush. Just potty slam

Let's get in the zone. And potty slam

Since you own this throne. So let's potty slam

I knew this kid

And the lid would flip

Every time they'd get down from the toilet

It would be like blam

Or maybe slam

Until the day their finger jammed

They said ow

Oh my wow

The Potty Slam is really loud

It drew a crowd

Is this allowed

Potty Slam. The talk of the town

I'm on the throne but without a crown

So everyone come quick and gather round

To see just how it's going down

A swish, a swirl, flow round and round

Outstanding right, don't settle down

It's down the pipes into the ground

Skunky funky smelly goo

We Potty Slam after we poo

Poo Poo Poo Poo

Poo Poo Poo Poo

Let's get up

Let's get down

Let's get up

and dance around

Flip it up

Flip it down

Flip it up

Go round & round

Let's get up

Let's get down

Let's get up

and dance around

Flip it up

Flip it down

Flip it up

Go round & round

We we we wanna have a potty

Potty potty

We wanna have a potty

Let's bum rush the flush. And potty slam

There's no need to blush. Just potty slam

Let's get in the zone. And potty slam

Since you own this throne. So let's potty slam

If you need to pee

There's the W.C.

If you need to poo

Then skip to the loo

There's nothing wrong

With using the John

But wash your hands

After using the can

In the barracks

You use a latrine

Use a thunderbox

For canoe camping

Outhouse at the cabin

Might not happen

Underneath the cot

Is the chamber pot

You'll miss the city

Sitting on the privy

Doody outdoors

Cathole's all yours

Travelling abroad

You'll use a bog

Watch out for spray

Coming out a bidet

If you're not a girl

use the urinal

Now let's bum rush

The neighbour's flush

And share the story

Of their lavatory

The porcelain god

Said this Potty Slam rocks

rocks rocks rocks

rocks rocks rocks

Let's get up

Let's get down

Let's get up

and dance around

Flip it up

Flip it down

Flip it up

Go round & round

Let's get up

Let's get down

Let's get up

and dance around

Flip it up

Flip it down

Flip it up

Go round & round

We we we wanna have a potty

Potty potty

We wanna have a potty

Let's bum rush the flush. And potty slam

There's no need to blush. Just potty slam

Let's get in the zone. And potty slam

Since you own this throne. So let's potty slam