You've heard all them pickup lines

So you won't hear not one of mine

That ain't even what I'm trying to do

I just think it's such a shame

You're by yourself, girl, who's to blame?

Yeah, what's his name? What'd he do to you?

Is this stool open? Okay

Is it whiskey, white wine or red?

You probably think that chivalry's dead

I can let you tell me what happened

I can let you cry on my shoulder if you want

I can let you whiskey me into dancing

Even though I don't

I can let you order another

Under one condition, it's my tab you're putting it on

I can let you lead me on

I can tell that he did you wrong

Girl, shoot me down if you want

But I can't let you drink alone

I'm sure you've got your reservations

'Bout them guys in conversations

In some smokey bar in the back

I ain't trying to take advantage

Take you home, that ain't the plan

My mama raised me better than that

As bad as I wish tonight would end in a kiss

Yeah, I'll just do what he never did

I can let you tell me what happened

I can let you cry on my shoulder if you want

I can let you whiskey me into dancing

Even though I don't

I can let you order another

Under one condition, it's my tab you're putting it on

I can let you lead me on

I can tell that he did you wrong

Girl, shoot me down if you want

But I can't let you drink alone

You can let me give you a ride up out of this bar

You can let me give you a shirt, maybe a fresh start

You can roll your eyes and say you know how this ends

I can't make you fall in love again

But I can let you tell me what happened

I can let you cry on my shoulder if you want

I can let you whiskey me into dancing

Even though I don't

I can let you order another

Under one condition, it's my tab you're putting it on

I can let you lead me on

I can tell that he did you wrong

Girl, shoot me down if you want

But I can't let you drink alone