Whatever

What a night, what a joke, my best late plans, up in smoke

Now I'm stranded, soaked, phoneless, broke, whatever

Hurt a friend, caused a mess, destroyed my shoes, tore my dress

Was it all my fault? No, well, yes, whatever

And I'm completely not okay

Anyway

Tell me why, though I try and try, everything's wrong

Do I expect too much? Well, fine, whatever

I still feel life could be ideal, feel it so strong

Why won't the world just go along

Tai's been played, I've been burned on months of work, overturned

As for high school boy's, lesson learned, whatever

She'll be crushed once she knows, despite the fact Elton blows

Which I should have known, I suppose, whatever

If I screwed up, well, who's to say?

I did my part, so why can't they?

Anyway

Tell me why, though I try and try, nothing's gone right

Maybe I push too hard, well, fine, whatever

I don't see why it all can't be sweetness and light

I was so close, yet so not quite

Has fate turned against me? No one's on my side

My hopes have been denied, I'm more than mortified

Still, Josh did defend me, that was a surprise

He didn't criticise, just saw me with clear eyes

Unlike most other guys in this town

At least he won't let me down

I know how all these scenes should play

And yet, the actors won't obey

Anyway

Tell me why, though I try and try stars won't align

It would be so way cool, but, hey, whatever

Wish I knew why they won't just do as I design

What could it be? Maybe it's me? Bet Josh would agree

Whatever, fine

So for real, here's the deal, I will swallow my pride

And I'll simply decide to do everything better

I'll find Tai a new guy, and no loser's need apply

She'll be happy, I don't care what it takes

And I'll stand in command with a smile on my face

Looking chill, dressed to kill, not a hair out of place

And declare, with an air of impeccable grace

"Clear the way, no delay, Cher is back in the case"

'Til everything is perfect, everything's top ten

Everything completely smack on track again

Everything exactly how I want, and then

I'll be the girl I'm meant to be, all selfless fabulosity

And prove to Josh conclusively

He couldn't be more wrong 'bout me

'Cause everything is

Everything is perfect