Well, every day is just another late fee

A new engine noise that I pretend doesn't scare me

The same old shooting pain in both of my knees

It's getting sharper than before

Just got a ticket 'cause my windshield's cracked

Someone prove what's so bad about that?

Oh, officer, I could fix it if I had the cash

Good thing you took two hundred more

And if you're gonna hit me

Better be on the driver's side

'Cause I'm missin' both my headlights

And I only go out at night

And a thousand dollar deductible

'Cause I'm the one held responsible

I didn't really wanna eat this week

Pawn heirlooms, watch friends die

How about that contribution to alumni?

They see you bleedin' out

What's one more needle in the eye?

A thousand little cuts and sixty bucks in parking fines

You won't get a single cent more than you've already gotten

You won't get a single cent more than you've already gotten

And if you're gonna hit me

Better be on the driver's side

'Cause I'm missin' both my headlights

And I only go out at night

And if you're gonna hit me

Better be on the driver's side

'Cause I'm missin' both my headlights

And I only go out at night

I only go out at night

I only go out at night