Phlegm De La Phlegm

Marijuana got dat Dumkoff High as Luftwafa. Gone like Hoffa bones plus a 5th of a Brown liquor that Blackbeard has only heard of. A turd with a fragrance that fame can’t cover up. No Iane, I’m a vagrant. Danny came to run amok. Police stations take prints, and Phony homies never dummy up. Just a poet tryin’ to make a little bit of money what?

And times change like a campaign promise. A pragmatist. May common sense never be silenced; until the only thing that separates us are closed eyelids. But then again, what is earth without violence? You can now allow the bow to scrape across the violin. I’m dialed in to the wild tendencies of a mild man. Hot spitta lemon pepper now & then. Don’t mess wit medium; I don’t need the tedium of caring. Put a CD in and rock some edm type of daring. I don’t know the light you see me in and why you staring? I’m not a McLaren, more of a midlife Chrysler LeBaron on bricks fulla rust plus the seats are tearin’, X-Clan stuck in the tape deck steerin’ wheel, peelin’ windshield spider webbed. I won’t trade integrity for a celebrity rep.

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What? Je m’appelle Danny. I’m the Phlegm de la Phlegm Wakin’ ‘em up viva la Bam Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam. Now I just sprinkle gems on jams.

I’m the Phlegm de la Phlegm Wakin’ ‘em up viva la Bam Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam. Now I just sprinkle gems on jams.

Lookin’ a da planet through some eyes with some age and a pair o’ shades. I’m the dirty mutt with the mange fortified with ability more than sort of fire. Word around town kid’s Borderline Skitzo. Spit so influential, catchy as influenza in a disco. Packed heat on a thumb drive. Not debaucherous as you thought I was. Tongue tied, seldom told ‘em in songs I sold ‘em. Beware the phony ploy, Ponyboy… Stay golden. BOGUS are target markets and profit margins I been a starvin’ artist; this is bargain jargon. My rhymes parachute into the psyche when I hear a loop whether windshield wipers or break in the booth I can shake & bake for Talledega nights & days. I salivate to calibrate a calculated phrase.

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I’m the Phlegm de la Phlegm Wakin’ ‘em up viva la Bam Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam. Now I just sprinkle gems on jams.

I’m the Phlegm de la Phlegm Wakin’ ‘em up viva la Bam Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam. Now I just sprinkle gems on jams.

I’m the Phlegm de la Phlegm Wakin’ ‘em up viva la Bam Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam. Now I just sprinkle gems on jams.

I’m the Phlegm de la Phlegm Wakin’ ‘em up viva la Bam Used to be a scumbag, scheme and scam. Now I just sprinkle gems on jams.