{Salty (S) and Florian (F) alternating speaking parts}

(S) Good evening, passengers - my name is Salty...

(F) ... and my name is Florian

(S) Please fasten your seatbelts...

(F) ... and before the Captain takes off...

(S) ... we are delighted to present...

(S&F) ... some inflight entertainment!

{sing-speaking}

(S) Beach bum

I gotta bubble-gum

You wanna lick it - yum

If you wanna come and get it

It's a long, long way to come...

{singing}

(F) ... come with me

I'll help you take the heat

Cool you down like a sweet icecream

Wanna hear me say "Yes, please!"

[Yeah] Yeah please!

(S) I've got

So much for you to see

Picture us at the beach

In my b-bikini

(F) Oh, won't you

Come here and play with me

The perfect scenery

Are you on-a your way down, way down?

(S&F) Pack your bags and book your [flight]

Take your tongue and do it [right]

Sun kissing my salty [hair]

Teach you how to take me [there]

(F) Baby can you take the heat? [(S) Do it down south now]

(F) Baby can you take me [(S) East-West with your mouth now]

(F) You'll be drippin' like gold

(S) If you meet me down under [uh uh uh oh]

If you meet me down under [uh uh uh oh]

(F) Uu-uu-uu-uu-under

{sing-speaking}

(S) Beach bum

(F) Pink hair like bubble-gum

(S) Down south it's always fun

(F) Wet 'n' wild in the sun [the sun]

(S&F) Practice makes perfect, don't you wanna

Skip the jet-lag - you know I'm gonna

Stick you between my legs - it's warmer

(S) Let me open your eyes

{singing}

(F) I've got

So much for you to see

We're laying on a beach

In my b-bikini, yeah

(S) Won't you

Come down and play with me

Come learn your ABC's

(S&F) Get on your way down, way down

(S&F) Pack your bags and book your [flight]

Take your tongue and do it [right]

Sun kissing my salty [hair]

Teach you how to take me [there]

(F) Baby can you take the heat? [(S) Do it down south now]

(F) Baby can you take me [(S) East-West with your mouth now]

(F) You'll be drippin' like gold

(S) If you meet me down under [uh uh uh oh]

If you meet me down under [uh uh uh oh]

(S&F) I'm gon' take you down under

If you meet me down under

(F) Aah, aah [(S) Darling!]

{speaking}

(S) Passengers, the Captain has switched on the seatbelt sign

Please stay seated and make sure your belt is fastened

We're about to experience...

(S&F) ... some turbulence!

{singing}

(F) I've got

So much for you to see

(S) Picture us at the beach

(F) In my b-bikini, yeah

(S) Won't you

Come here and play with me

Come learn your ABC's

(S&F) Are you on-a your way down, way down?

(S&F) Pack your bags and book your [flight]

Take your tongue and do it [right]

Sun kissing my salty [hair]

Teach you how to take me [there]

(S) Baby can you take the heat? [(F) Do it down south now]

(S) Baby can you take me [(F) East-West with your mouth now]

(S) You'll be drippin' like gold

If you meet me down under [uh uh uh oh]

If you meet me down under [uh uh uh oh]

(S&F) I'm gon' take you down under

(S&F) If you meet me down under [(F) Meet me down, down]

(S&F) Uu-uu-uu-uu-under