This is the story of The Problem

The Problem is described in mythology

As a **** that aint shit

But you just cannot leave him alone

Legend says there's a 99% chance

You'll run into The Problem

In your lifetime

And experts warn you to STAY AWAY

But they're gonna make it difficult

To help you identify The Problem

He may say something like this

First time I saw you in your car

I knew you was a star

I want you in my arms

You're the one for me

I didn't know that we'd fighting

Enticing

Gaslighting

I think we could've left it

In a better state you see

Let's start this from the beginning

Yes

You left a woman

Right

Saying that she screwed you

She did

And that you'll be damned

If you accept the wrongdoing

Because the only bad thing

You did in the relationship

Is fuck her friend

Yea I did it twice

But the details aren't as important

As the fact that I was hurt real bad

Were you

Well sort of

I mean I was fuckin with somebody new

Around a day after the breakup

I'm hoping we still make up

I think you're a ridiculous person

I deserve it

I think I've had a lot of growth

Ok define growth

Well I went from 6'2 to 6'3

Traded in real love

For some baddie yea

Ima piece of shit

And I aint happy

First time I saw you in your car

I knew you was a star

I want you in my arms

You're the one for me

I didn't know that we'd fighting

Enticing

Gaslighting

I think we could've left it

In a better state you see

First time I saw you in your car

I knew you was a star

I want you in my arms

You're the one for me

I didn't know that we'd fighting

Enticing

Gaslighting

I think we could've left it

In a better state you see

I don't like you until 11pm

And once I'm texting you

Believe I'm texting all of ur friends

Why cant I find love

Could it be because you're toxic as fuck

Oh so I'm toxic

Cuz I cheated and I covered it up

Yes

Oh so I'm toxic for getting with someone's spouse at the club

Yes

You sound dumb

You got an Instagram story up

Boom fire emoji

I'm the king of the swipe up

Then putting phone down

I'm with ur bestie

She mad as fuck

That sounds evil

So be it

I'm crazy

I'll link with ur sister

And fuck with ur ex

Come back the next day for some sex

Leave in the morning

That afternoon

Don't be expecting no texts

Tryin to talk to me gon make you feel stressed

I know I'm bad but

I'm not the villain though

I'm not the villain though

But I for damn sure

Am not the hero

Spider-Man he's weird yo

Cuz if I was him

Ida let Gwen drop

Without a tear bro

First time I saw you in your car

I knew you was a star

I want you in my arms

You're the one for me

I didn't know that we'd fightin

Enticing

Gaslighting

I think we could've left it

In a better state you see

First time I saw you in your car

I knew you was a star

I want you in my arms

You're the one for me

But I knew that I wasn't ready

I'm petty

I'll pop your heart

Like some confetti

Said the right things

Got you next to me

'The Problem's always gonna make you

Feel like you're the problem

But you ain't the problem baby

You just date em

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