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Jaaga to

Paani mein crocin ek ghula ke

Daale cortez utha jagah do

Baje the dupher ke sawa do

Baje the subha tak dabake

Sab bole bas judge kare tumhe log

Hoga kya dekhenge khud aage

Tak tab hai pappu lo pakad lo

Hai PS4 likha techrider mein

FIFA likhaaya bakaaeda bey

Stage bada gaand faad line up

Bande raate kaate lino pe

Accha bura yaha na laaiyo oye

Puraane khilaadi kuch mayoae

Badhna chahte khud ni sunna chahta kuch ni

Saalo se jeere parchhaiyo mein

Inn jaise parose kadhaiyo mein

Dikhti kyu jalan badhaiyo mein

Dalai Lama saitama jhai mein main kai bana

Inko hu rakhta main dairo mein

Deal karu mana dekh signed hu main

Aaj ke liye Bruce Almighty main

Zyada na daalta main tang kahi

Kuch hai bas dil se jinse thoda tight hu main

Sunn Swiggy kar chicken wings abhi toh

Khate hue dekhenge Naruto

Chalegi poori raat daaru main Tansen hu

Hogi yaha baarish main gaadu to

Udegi kali fukaadu jo

Ungli se parwat uthadu toh

Aao sharan lo

Hu jaise main Modi ki government

Chahta main zyada yaha maamla garam ho

Jab jebe bhari padhe paise chale Starbucks

Crew poora sab khana khaaye chaar waqt

Pohoche twenty four seven chahiye Sour Punk

Jaha bhi dikha bole bhai chal suna chaar shabd

Ye halwa nahi hai baat ta firru beta sunna hai toh leke ticket show pe aa

Tera favourite rapper daala body bag mein feku body kaha hai duvidha

Mujhe ek hi chale yaha na neki dost hai palte jaise haath mein paisa aaya

Banke dekha accha kata bura seekha wahi se mujhe saala tairana aaya

Baaki lit hai theek hu mila gig hai agar

Saari chitt hai top hai karna humme sabar

Hai ni plan hain bade lage time hai magar

Sez aur Lambo saari hai ye mili bhagat

Hoke dekha calm kaam aata nahi

Daalo harr jagah naak kaam zyada nahi

Ye khade leke side mein pom pom

Kifaayeti don bohot hai lungi mein naada nahi

Sau logo se milu roz upar se fooku main

Tabhi to tujhe pehchaana nahi

Yaha apne randi rone laana nahi

Hai yaha pe nahi lawda bhi lala koi

Main bhulaadu hai bhi dybala koi aake

Jitaadu me sab inhe salah koi

Jo roke toke kare baka nahi

Chewbacca hu beta main yaha ka nahi

Schumacher ki gaadi ghumaakar

Yaha khadi kardu wapas mera bharosa nahi

Sez paaji lao pakda do Groza nayi

Main tufaan hu hawa ka jhoka nahi

Ha du bhaidi baddua dhoka nahi

Tootan mein milega khokha nahi

Main kyu karu judge apne college mein

Milra jab peti se upar ek show ka sahi

Show ke baad todi taang aur kari party

Firr ghanto tak mujhe kuch hota nahi

Groupies pe maaru main gota nahi

Chutiye khayaalo mein khota nahi

Mo hone ni dega koi paper sign

Jab tak dikhe usse contract me locha kahi

Hai mere yaha party to hai sabko pata

Ki poori raat kisiko sona nahi

Maa boli sheher badnaam hai

Lad ek haath se aur ek haath rakhio jeb pe

Jhatt se batwa ret de

Batwara nahi koi safe play

Gareeb the lekin anek the

Kiya aisa kuch

Ab main aur meri gandi aadate

Mile roz roz fir khaana khaaye ek hi mej pe

Gati hui abhi tez tez

Tareefo mein chupi hate hate

Laathi do maaru mai snake snake

Bata ho ya ho bape Vape

Zindagi tolu mai khushi mein

Paisa rakh jhanto ke bagal mein

Bhaga main jhaant by do ka laga raasta

Ye haanf gae pehele hi kadam me (Kyu be)

Hanji akad hai kis baat ki

Jab pata hai ki Kendrick

Cole aur bhot log abhi upar se upar

Hai jaana humein sabse door par

Pechana apna asli roop jab

Maut dedi sabke sar pe koodkar

Lekin baka nahi kuch bhi jhoot

Ye tharrake dete seedhe moot

Dakaiti kari chhoda naii saboot

Kai sapoot support mein to guest list bhar

Daso dhakoslo pe baksheesh mat kar

Main chala rang race

Pare rakh kare sab play

Kabhi ab kare press play

Kiya jab start mila kahi support ni

Do teen sau zada koi vajood nai

Andhera tha maine teen teer chode

Lage sab sateek gaya koi achook nai

Chue sab dil raha koi achoot nai

Hate aai lekin hui mehsoos nai

Hui fir koi mehfoos nai

Maru bhale hi tera koi kasoor ni

Aake leke daagdo jooti

Agar kahi koi baat ho joothi

Yaha marr rahi janta bhooki

Lekin vaha vo banare moorti

Jaanu dard jaise akatsuki

Zada dukhi na

Bahane kamm main bumm hu fat ta swah

Karta shaq main shabd ka Mustafa

Harta dukh main dard ka inteqam

Kancha bottle chalta banta ah

Ladta sober bhand to hasta raha

Pata mujhe teri hasi fake fake

Tu tabse jalta tha

Jabse apna anthem nikla tha

Ye tabse jabse tujhko lagi bhanak

Seedhe Maut jaega do saal mein chamak

Ro matt chup ho kaan khol ke sun ab

Ab iss saal hum bhed denge falak

Eersha ne maardi hai matt

Ab har ek jeet jaye inki aankho me khatak

Pak pak inki thoot jaise batak

Dekhi nai chain ye aur gae bidak

Dikhata jo yaaro ko peeth hai

Vo karmo se ban jata neech hai

Lagake ye paiso ke par chahte udd jana

Usi zamee se jaha khate the free me

Tu pee mera semen

Jalti hai teri hai ye janhit me jaari hai

Ye jaise GK ab har jaga yaariya

Ab paali sab awwal khiladi chhiyanve atharah se Gk

Noida NCR Agar kiya tune zikar mujhe abki baar

Sar jaega fatt du mai addhe maar

Cheeremaar dost artist hai bharte hai

Tangent pe laal jaise Betadine

Peeche aag lagi tere jaise Hanuman jaaye Sita pe

Das tere chehre walo mein ungliya sau hai

To fark na pade tu konsa haath rakhe Gita pe

Ah ye sach nahi arth yahi

Ke hum pe tha kuch bhi nai

Shayad ab kuch bhi nahi hai

Jahan badla nahi

Paisa humein badla nahi

To jo the hum ab bhi vahi hai

Par jaane poora scene ke hai

Kisse jaake ladna aur kisse doori sahi hai

Humse famous bhot lekin poocho

Humse behtar kaun to honi choo bhi nahi hai

Seedhe Maut