Presidential Welcome (Live At Roadburn 2024)

I'd like to welcome you

To the B side

Of Couch Slut's fourth album

And to advise you

To crank it

Crank it up!

You know, I wasn't always President Of The B-side I used to be a set of words

Sitting in a dusty desk

Waiting

One day

To be rescued

And sung

By a professional

I have failed