My friend Grace stole a sandwich from the café

But I got her back 'cause I told the cashier

Said"Tsktsktsk

What would your mother say?

Tsktsktsk

She's gonna find out"

And the next day

Her and Lucy got in a fight

I pulled them apart 'cause I know Lucy bites

I said"Tsktsktsk

You both could be right

Tsktsktsk

Let's get you home"

And if you need me

You know I'll be there

I'll pick up the phone and say"Who did it this time?"

Say"Tsktsktsk

What did you expect?

Tsktsktsk

We've all done it too"

And they found out that my boyfriend was a criminal

He was sellin' ansers to the other boys

They said"Tsktsktsk

We tried to warn you

Tsktsktsk

Now it's too late"

And when he broke up with me

They took me to the mall

And we all put on dresses and got arrested

For tryin' to run out of the store

In all of their faces

They just wanted more

And if you need me

You know I'll be there

I'll pick up the phone and say"Who did it this time?"

Say"Tsktsktsk

What did you expect?

Tsktsktsk

We've all done it too"