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Canned response: thank you [blank] for three hundred "Remarkably Better" cramped desks

Atomized bedrooms no central air I love not wearing real pants these days

My "Team Leader" jokes about me slacking off because i forgot to "CLOCK BACK IN AT 2:30"

After I scarfed down a quarter pounder

That was dropped off at my front door at 2:25

Brought to me by an endless chain of [insert quirky term for laborer here]

Who also forgot to clock-in on time and who also don't like being called "slaaaaacker :P"

Canned response: thank you [blank] for your feedback

Canned response: kindly get off my back simone

I'm having some IT issues sorry this google doc can't refresh fast enough

Sorry there goes my KPI for the day

I take full responsibility for my internet speed lag due to the rain

Sorry i don't know what time it is in toronto

I wonder if simone knows what it smells like in strathcona on a hot day

She probably wouldn't like it

Once a week we hold a 'team huddle' because 'powwow' is culturally insensitive and a 'meeting' is not "Remarkably Better"

The culture is what keeps me here

Oh yeah HQ is great

If you ever get to go

They have a drum kit unlimited free-snacks nap-rooms puppers doggos goo-goo gaa-gaa

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Sorry [laugh-sweat emoji]

Canned response: hi [blank], unfortunately we're not having fun yet :(