Picture Perfect

She got them lemons in them jeans

All that's sour on the screen

Like a California dream

It's keeping me green

Like a picture perfect scream

From a Pocahontas dream

It's just a scene, it's just her scene

Every time she's coming home

I can't get her on the phone she's been waiting too long

I know she'll tell me all along

A banana looking bone

I'll be your picture perfect

That's her picture, her picture perfect plan

Settle down with your picture perfect man

On the roof, the roof of your theatre

I'll take a bullet just to get near her

Ohh oh oh oh

That's her picture, her picture perfect plan

Ohh oh oh oh

Settle down with your picture perfect man

She got bewitching twinkle jeans

A vanilla tasting screen

She was scrunching through my scenes

I remembered what I seen

I saw her flushing in my room

With a silver magic broom

I asked if I could try

She showed me how to fly

She said slow, slow enough

It's faster still when you're on the right stuff

I was dancing to the tone

Of a bleeding chaperone

I said picture, oh picture

Oh picture this now

Picture perfect, picture perfect plan

Settle down with your picture perfect man

On the roof, the roof of your theatre

I'll take a curtain call just to get near her

Ohh oh oh oh

I said

That's her picture, her picture perfect plan

Ohh oh oh oh

Settle down with your picture perfect man

Ohh oh oh oh

Ohh oh oh oh

Ain't it perfect baby?

Like a picture, oh!

Ah! Shh

Sweet and sour like a coffin in the night

I get the blanket over my head, I feel alright

Ask her where till she told me, said she loved me

I knew in my heart that'd fester on above me

What about you? How you been keeping?

Why out the back she was whispering about a sleeper

I can't help it I feel so rough

Don't you know that these times they get tough, tough, tough?

Like a picture, a picture perfect plan

Well settle down with your picture perfect man

On the roof, the roof of your theatre

I'll take a chemical just to get near her

Ohh oh oh oh

That's her picture, her picture perfect plan

Ohh oh oh oh

Settle down with your picture perfect man

Ohh oh oh oh

Yeah

I said

Mmm

That's her picture, her picture perfect plan

Ohh oh oh oh

Maybe if I was a little bit stronger

I said

Don't you know?

Ohh oh oh oh

Ah you're gonna find a nice little

That's her picture, her picture perfect plan

Ohh oh oh oh

Picture, picture, picture

Ah settle babe

Settle down with your picture perfect man