Butterfly clips in my hair

Hot pink glittery blow up chairs

Three way calls and truth or dares

Ankle bruised from a Razor scooter

The only thing on my little mind

Was Dunkaroos and Nick at Nite

And if that redheaded boy I liked

Heard that hallway rumor

So I called him a loser

Ooh I had it so good

When I didn’t know a thing

That telephone would ring

Gotta say hello to know who it is

Ooh what I wouldn’t give

To make life a VHS

And rewind it back to when

I was clueless

We bought Kmart out of bread and cans

2nd grade me didn’t understand

That Y2K coulda been the end

Not just another New Year’s Eve

Bills were just a piece of mail

Monopoly’s the only jail

Towers never ever fell

Live on a class tv

Ooh I had it so good

When I didn’t know a thing

That telephone would ring

Gotta say hello to know who it is

Ooh what I wouldn’t give

To make life a VHS

And rewind it back to when

I was clueless

Young and foolish

Unplugged naive and unaware

Of what the world was like out there

I was clueless

Ooh I had it so good

When I didn’t know a thing

That telephone would ring

Gotta say hello to know who it is

Ooh what I wouldn’t give

To make life a VHS

And rewind it back to when

I was clueless (Oh I had it so good)

Yea I was clueless (Oh what I wouldn’t give)

Oh I was clueless (If I could go back in time if I could hit that rewind)

Yea I was clueless (If I could go back in time what I’d give to rewind)