It Doesn't Get Any Countrier Than This

Now, mama, I know you've always wished me the best

And I found me a girl and I think she's gonna pass the test

Now, she's a country girl as far as I can see

Now, mama, I hope it's what you had in mind for me

She likes to go skinny-dipping in the heat of the day

Late at night she wants to roll in the hay

Then cranks my tractor with just one kiss

Mama, it doesn't get any countryer than this

Now, mama, I know she didn't grow a pon-pon

But she sure knows her way around behind the barn

And it ain't exactly chores she does at dawn

But she says she's gonna love me, love me 'til the cows come home

She likes to go skinny-dipping in the heat of the day

Late at night she wants to roll in the hay

Then cranks my tractor with just one kiss

Mama, it doesn't get any countryer than this

She likes to go skinny-dipping in the heat of the day

Late at night she wants to roll in the hay

Then cranks my tractor with just one kiss

Mama, it doesn't get any countryer than this

Now, mama, I know she didn't grow a pon-pon

But she sure knows her way around behind the barn

And it ain't exactly chores she does 'til dawn

But she says she's gonna love me, love me 'til the cows come home

She likes to go skinny-dipping in the heat of the day

Late at night she wants to roll in the hay

Then cranks my tractor with just one kiss

Mama, it doesn't get any countryer than this

Mama, it doesn't get any countryer than this

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