Oh Natalie

Was she so hot it made you somehow mad at me

For the girl I cannot be 

Oh Jennifer 

When you took her home, slipping off her clothes 

Like some senator 

Did you think you were discreet 

I hate this mutual agreement 

I’m your girl, but not where they can see it 

Have some fun, you say you got your reasons

I’m the one but only when you need it 

And you kissed 

Twenty something girls just about 

Twenty something times but it don’t stop you knocking at my bedroom door that very night

And I’ve cried twenty thousand tears

And you’ve crossed twenty thousand lines 

Because you’re twenty something and I guess commitment kills the vibe 

and baby I love you I do

But you know

I won’t wait for you 

Oh decency 

Did you leave yours back in the taxi cab

Making out with me

Then go knock your boots with some girl that I know for the hell of it 

Like I’m not even relevant

Those affectionate sentiments, lying so eloquent like a true gentleman, please 

You kissed 

Twenty something girls just about 

Twenty something times but it don’t stop you knocking at my bedroom door that very night

And I’ve cried twenty thousand tears

And you’ve crossed twenty thousand lines 

Because you’re twenty something and I guess commitment kills the vibe 

and you know I love you I do

But you know

I won’t wait for you 

  

I won’t be standing in the street

Screaming I need you to breath 

Just cause your stupid selfish prophecy 

Says you end up with me

While you kiss

Twenty something girls

Batting their twenty something eyes

Then come crying back to me 

Cause I’m you’re only peace if mind

And I’ve cried twenty thousand tears

And you’ve crossed twenty thousand lines 

Because you’re twenty something and I guess commitment kills the vibe 

and you know I love you I do

But you know

I won’t wait for you