歌詞
Tinder — where did I go wrong?
Felt like a match, but it didn't last long
Every date is a mental case
And I just wanted… a normal face!
Swiped right — she showed up with a goat
Said, "This is Chad, and he don't like jokes"
Then she cried in the sushi bar,
Said, "You remind me of my goldfish Omar"
One girl showed up dressed like a mime
Didn't speak once — just rolled her eyes
Then slow-walked circles 'round my chair
Pretending I was never there
Tinder is a dating roulette
You swipe, you pray, then start to regret
Looking for love… got a ferret in a bra
Just red flags and some blah blah blah
Then came Bella with a psychic gift
Read my palm — then called me a "drift"
Told me I'd die with a cat named Lou,
And yes, she brought him... in a pink tutu
Another showed up in a wedding gown
Said, "You're the groom now — sit back down"
Tried to escape, but she blocked the aisle
Live-streamed us kissing — in bridal style
All I wanted was sparks and a smile…
Not to end up in court for a while!
Tinder is a dating roulette
You swipe, you pray, then start to regret
Looking for love… got a ferret in a bra
Just red flags and some blah blah blah
Tinder — where did I go wrong?
Felt like a match, but it didn't last long
Every date is a mental case
And I just wanted a normal face!
I think I'll just date Chad.
At least the goat was normal...
Written by: Sergey Porokhin
