Are we ready to start the show?

You're gonna do better than that

Are we ready to start the show?

Aai shapath

Samay se naraaz hain ab bhi?

Kya mazak hain

Vaqt pe ni chalta kis ka bhi prabhaav

Hain desiyon pe aane na de koi dabaav

Videshi hum se pehle hi chidte hai janaab

Ye gore bane racist aur udaaye mazak

Yahaan bhoore lade khud mein khud ke khilaaf

Yahaan ekta mein dekhta nahin hai koi ilaaj

Main bechta hoon apne logon mein milaap

Hum aap se kare darkhwaast

Ki na chhapaak se keechad fenko apnon pe swabhav se

Behtar hain aur us se behtar se

Hindustani mitti ka ye ehsaas hai

Rakho thoda garv apne aap pe

Yaani thoda karz kam rakho apne baap se

Yaani thoda dard kam rakho apni saans mein

Yaani thoda farz aur rakho apne dhyaan mein

Yaani inhein kehde aur dum rakh ke gaand mein

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Samjhe kya ho phir?

Masala yahan ka bahut hot for you (Hot for you)

Net pe bane launde bahut cool (Bahut cool)

Sone lage lag bahut gaan (Bol sakta hoon?)

Agar bura laga, jokes on you (On you)

Kuchh logon pe hai time faaltu (Faaltu)

Bahar dekho, chale bahut crime news (Crime news)

Se hato kabhi, don't act rude (Act rude)

Bolun lekin sochun pehle do baar kyon? (Baar kyon)

Woh bole ki don't pass the line, par chhore khenchte jaaye

Bhai, that's the point, ni bole kabhi "that's my time"

Ya ji main aara jo main karoon abhi wahi cheez rhyme

Koi aisi jagah pe poochhun nahin ki sahi thi line?

I don't give a fuck, haan, karein hume kaun define?

Ye bhonkhte rahe, main Seedhe Maut hoon all the time

Ye for the grind, against all odds tha bhai

Go get a life, aur karo randi rona band online

Door se dekha, toh teen sher nazar aaye

Door se dekha, toh teen sher nazar aaye

Bhai unki gaand hi fat gayi, paas hi nahin aaye

Chalo guys, that's my time, thank you so much

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Samjhe kya ho phir?

Kya kamaal hain, aaye kaise zamane

Gali gali gareebi bhari padi par tamaashe

Chale yeh daba ke, hote yeh dhamaake

TV pe chillate aake, media to mazak hain

Dekho kaise comment mein ye vomit karte hate

Phir morals pe kyon launde karein debate?

Inki knowledge dekh

Ye normal day pe karte hai fornicate then

Follow up with faith

Okay, banao thoda sense

Bahas karke gawaaron se ganwaao na tum chain

Jo tumhare munh pe daale taale woh tumhe dabaana chaah rahe

Asli muddon pe na aa rahe

Khaali comment daale jab bana re koi trend

Sun, sun, aake aaja, khabar aayi taaza

Teri aazadi ka uthaare hain janaaza

Aisa kya zamaana, bas chahiye inhein bahaana

Kisi ko karne cancel aur neeche girna

Online karte tu-tu, main-main

Asli mai launde mile toh main sootu naye naye

Mere kaan mein na aake kar tu choo-choo che-che

Dollar sign, Seedhe Maut, hum na jhooth ko sehte

Aaj comedy nishaana, phir ab rap hai next

Is se pehle maloom pade they will grab your necks

Toh thodi unity dikhao in the flags you rep

Aur in logon ko dikhao, we don't bow our heads

Toh inhein bolo "karo aaram"

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Samjhe kya ok

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Stop bein' so sensitive, okay

Samjhe kya ho phir?