You know what day it is.

It’s undeniably, indisputably, unquestionably, indubitably, undebatably, incontestably, unequivocally, irrefutably, unmistakeably

Tuesday.

Tell me what’s the day that comes after Monday? Tuesday.

Tell me what’s the day that comes before Wednesday? Tuesday.

Tell me what’s the day that’s furthest from Saturday? Tuesday.

What’s the day that comes once a week?

What’s the day that comes once a week?

What’s the day that comes once a week?

It’s Tuesday, my favorite day of the week.

No obligations that affect me significantly

Let's hear it for Tuesday! Yay

Let's hear it for Tuesday! Whoo

Let's hear it for Tuesday! Okay

Let's hear it for Tuesday!

Tuesday, Tuesday, I like Tuesday

I like today which is Tuesday

TUESDAY!

Whatcha got going on on Tuesday?

Not much really

Whatcha got going on on Tuesday?

They used to release albums on Tuesday

Whatcha got going on on Tuesday?

Maybe a movie? Think they have half-priced tickets on Tuesday

What’s going on on Tuesday?

What’s going on on Tuesday?

What’s going on on Tuesday?

It's Tuesday, my favorite day of the week.

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday

Nothing exciting but aggressive monotony.

Tuesday

Let's hear it for Tuesday the most average day of the week!

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday

Maybe I'll take a nap while I'm doing a load of laundry

Wednesd-- I mean Tuesday

Tuesday, Tuesday, I like Tuesday

Do you like Tuesday too... zday?

Tuesday, Tuesday, we like Tuesday

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday

This song is about Tuesday!

Get it?