He graduated in ‘92

But she had barely left the womb

Divorced in the middle of June

When she was coming into bloom

Wife left him and took the child

Cause he didn’t grew up past 25

Midlife crisis that he’s living through

Found a girl who’s fresh outta school

She’s a fan of an older guy

A love that he can buy

She’s a ten down in our home town

And he likes a trophy to parade around

Calls her baby, never crazy, she repays with sugar

Not a wifey, treats her nicely, nightly melts like butter

So sweet but her treats aren’t free,

He’s on his knees, begging candy please

Her mother says she doesn’t approve

But loves him when the rent is due

Folks will talk

But she’s busy picking a rock

She’s a fan of an older guy

A love only he can buy

She’s a ten down in our home town

And he likes a trophy to parade around

Calls her baby, never crazy, she repays with sugar

Not a wifey, treats her nicely, nightly melts like butter

So sweet but her treats aren’t free,

He’s on his knees, begging candy please

They don’t understand

She could have her any man

She said, I do,

No more gossip for you

She’s in love with an older guy

A love money couldn’t buy

Calls her baby, never crazy, she repays with sugar

Not a wifey, treats her nicely, nightly melts like butter

So sweet but her treats aren’t free

He’s on his knees, begging candy please

Calls her baby, never crazy, she repays with sugar

Not a wifey, treats her nicely, nightly melts like butter

So sweet but her treats aren’t free

He’s on his knees, begging candy please

And it’s clear to see

That he loves candy