Asteroid you're gonna be destroyed

You ain't gonna mess up my world tonight

No you ain't gonna mess up my world tonight

You better kiss me quick before I'm sick

Stones and sticks and bricks - they all got thrown

They broke all the windows, I just wanna go home

When I skinny dip down under water I feel okay

Paparazzi cling to shore - they've got their cameras trained

All the looky loos saw me on the news

Tittle tattle, wiggle and the waggle

All the jibber jabber and the psycho babble

Internet chatter - it's a train wreck!

Glory, glory hallelujah

Read all about it in the evening news

This culture got so sick

Deep fake makes me look fantastic

And I love your big, big bovver boots

That hover above me (Hover above me)

Yes they hover above me (Splat!)

When I skinny dip down under water I feel okay

Paparazzi still on shore - they've got their cameras trained

I never listen to a single word you say

Don't wanna hear you explain

And your editor is going straight to hell on the bullet train

All the looky loos wear pointy shoes

Tittle tattle, wiggle and the waggle

All the jibber jabber and the slither and the slather

All the psycho babble

The fiddle and the faddle (Oh yeah)

And the chitty chitty chatter (Oh yeah)

It's all space junk - that's a fact!

Asteroid you're gonna be destroyed

You ain't gonna mess up my world tonight

No you ain't gonna mess up my world tonight

I'll make you void, asteroid

I'm gonna burn up all the polaroids!