Did you see him stalking you from the bar for an hour or so

About time to go when he gets you a drink

You approach with a wink

'Cause you think the attention's deserved

Your legs feel like wax

'Cause he’s such an act

Paints his life in your mind and it looks picturesque

Empty words hit your ear but to you it’s not clear

That he read all these lines on the web

They show you a secret place

That you never thought existed

All of your wishes are now served in three courses

But in the morning when you wake up alone

It feels like a dream

It seems so unreal

But it’s not

Three drinks earlier he was a minger

But he managed to wrap you 'round his finger

He used to be one of those dirty little chaps now he starts to look handsome to you

We know a trophy can’t be shared but they quickly convince you in a team effort

Despite the lack of proper manners he still wishes you good luck in your future endeavours

They show you a secret place

That you never thought existed

All of your wishes are now served in three courses

But in the morning when you wake up alone

It feels like a dream

It seems so unreal

But it’s not

Now it’s you

Dancing through the night

Oh you never miss a try

Spread the vampire bite

When you notice that he’s one of those creeps

You make the tables turn