My pre-party affirmations,

I’m so good at conversations,

I won’t make it awkward this time,

My jokes won’t cause uncomfy silence,

Won’t go spreading pseudoscience,

Going to have a really good time

Missed a step on the front porch,

With strangers watching from indoors,

The smokers outside offer a hand, and a light, for my joint,

I’m feeling better,

Wish I didn’t wear this sweater,

Work the courage up to shuffle inside,

and I make it a point

To say hello to all the people that I know,

And make a fool of myself in front of everyone else,

swear I'm not usually so shy,

My god why did I get so high?

I’m being weird, I want to die, don’t ask me why

Catch my reflection, boosts my ego

Right now my drunk feels placebo,

Need to have a shot and a beer and some cold hard truth,

I’m feeling naughty,

Want someone to touch my body,

Look around the room for someone to do, if they want me to

I say hello to all the people that I know,

And make a fool of myself in front of everyone else,

swear I'm not usually so shy,

My god why did I get so high,

I’m being weird, I want to die, don’t ask me why

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Down a couple, what’s one more?

I’m really not cut out for this

This dialogue makes me feel sick)

Spill on your pants,

Then break the glass,

I didn’t mean to be an ass,

I’m such a klutz,

Please clear a path,

I’m probably safer in the grass,

I’m being weird,

I want to die,

No I can’t look you in the eye,

And if I’m left all by self,

I camouflage into the shelf,

I’m such a killjoy,

I’m thinking I should probably avoid,

Saying hello to all the people that I know,

Making a fool of myself in front of everyone else,

swear I'm not usually so shy,

My god why did I get so high,

I’m being weird, I want to die, don’t ask me why