Dysfunction Junction - daniel millennial：歌詞、音樂影片和演唱會

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Dysfunction Junction

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Christmas

Dysfunction Junction 由 daniel millennial 於 2025年11月13日發行，收錄於專輯《》中Dysfunction Junction - Single

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專輯Dysfunction Junction - Single

發行日期2025年11月13日

標籤daniel millennial

旋律

原聲音質

Valence

節奏感

輕快

BPM80

概覽

歌詞

音樂影片

音樂影片

積分

演出藝人

daniel millennial

daniel millennial

混音音源藝人

詞曲

Daniel Youdath

詞曲創作

製作與工程團隊

daniel millennial

daniel millennial

製作人

歌詞

Ding-dong Hide the good plates.

Verse 1

Mom’s on her third chardonnay, callin’ it “cooking wine,”

Dad’s in the garage with the smoker—hidin’ from the bloodline.

Sister flew in late, baggage full of drama,

Ex-husband’s new girlfriend? Same age as the llama.

Brother’s keto now, won’t touch the rolls,

But he’s stress-eatin’ pie through both his holes.

Cousin brought his “service peacock,”

It’s screamin’ at the cat—pure gridlock.

Grandma’s AirPods in, blastin’ true crime,

Asks if the turkey’s “grass-fed or prime.”

Chorus

Dysfunction junction, pass the dysfunction,

Who spiked the punch? That’s the real question.

Fake a smile, stay a while,

Family photo—crop out the bile.

Verse 2

Uncle won’t sit near Aunt Karen’s new tat,

It says “Live Laugh Lobotomy”—imagine that.

Nephew’s on his Switch, won’t look up,

Screams “ratio” when you ask for the cup.

Baby’s allergic to everything but vibes,

EpiPen on the table like party bribes.

Dog stole the ham, ran under the deck,

Dad’s yellin’ “therapy bill!”—what’d you expect?

Someone asked “who’s voting who?”—table froze,

Mom changed it to weather: “Global warming blows.”

Chorus

Dysfunction junction, gravy eruption,

Cousin’s MLM pitch—subscription corruption.

Fake a smile, stay a while,

Leftovers fight—who gets the pile?

Bridge

Scratch Timeout—

Who put the elf on the shelf in the cranberry sauce?

Final Chorus

Dysfunction junction, annual destruction,

Hug it out quick—then ghost the group chat function.

Fake a smile, drive a mile,

See y’all next year… or never

Written by: Daniel Youdath

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