You said your phone was broken, just forgot to charge it

Whole outfit you're wearing, well, I hope it's ironic

Did you just say you're finished? Didn't know we started

It's all just so familiar, baby, what do you call it?

Silly

Or is it slow?

Maybe it's useless?

But there's a cuter word for it, I know

Manchild

Why you always come a-running to me?

All my life

Won't you let an innocent person be?

Never heard of self-care

Half your brain just ain't there

Manchild

Why you always come a-running

Always taking something from me?

Why so crazy? It's so dumb

And how survive the Earth so long?

If I'm not there, it won't get done

I choose to blame your mom

Manchild

Why you always come a-running to me?

All my life

Won't you let an innocent person be?

Never heard of self-care

Half your brain just ain't there

Manchild

Why you always come a-running

Always taking something from me?

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get

And I like when they're all incompetent

And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get

Play hard to get

And I like when they're all incompetent

Incompetent

And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them

I'm not choosing them

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Manchild

Why you always come a-running to me?

Always come a-running to me

All my life

Won't you let an innocent person be?

Oh

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get

And I like when they're all incompetent

And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them

Not choosing them

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah