I dream when I'm awake

Some people say that I am really fake

But they wish that they were me and that's ok

If I were them I'd probably feel the same way

I don't believe time is real cause if it did I'd use a Time Machine

I also don't believe in teleportation it's just cloning

Kill me and I appear on the other side, yeah right

No thanks, I'll just take a flight

I make the best nachos

And I binge watch all of my favorite shows

And I know who are my real friends

And everyone else who just pretends

I'm not saying that you're not a friend

You're just more like an acquaintance

And that's just because like you don't actually want to hang out

And I think it's because you just have some good patience

But I don't even know why you're here and hanging out

If you were actually like this

Would actually know when my next show is

And would you actually wanna go to Waffle House?

Not trying to be a downer

Just would rather spend time with people who actually care

And will actually follow me back

And have my back when I need someone to be there

And you're not there

And you're not there