If I can get this hanger through the window of my car

I'll never leave my house again

For anything, I swear

Pacing in the driveway

I'm the nemesis of fun

With soggy hotdog buns

From spilling warm beer in my truck

Throwing down my jacket as I walk inside

I see a cloudy CD case falling off the side

Of a dresser from Ikea that I can't get right

God, I swear there's missing pieces, I could choke someone

I guess you can come over if you're really dry

But I'm not really trying to go out tonight

It's been a really shitty day, I'd rather take some time

To just pound Zinfandel by myself and unwind

Remind me of the last time

That we hung out, was he sick?

'Cause I don't remember anything

No, not a glimpse of it

And I would rather re-up

Than hear about your kids

But I hope that y'all are doing

Just as great as I expect you're doing

Got me some gifts because she' super tight

I'm lighter-less relying on the stove for light

But I don't really care, these are my favorite nights

When I can sit on my ass and respond to no one

I guess you can come over if you're really dry

But I'm not really trying to go out tonight

No, with my clammy fingers grabbing every crumb that I find

I could sit around here for the rest of my life

If I can get this hanger through the window of my car

I'll never leave my house again

For anything, I swear

Pacing in the driveway

I'm the nemesis of fun

With soggy hotdog buns

From spilling warm beer in my truck

Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, o-oh

Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, o-oh

Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, o-oh

Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, o-oh