(Clink!)

(Nothing hurts!)

(Zero damage!)

I didn't want the bruises or the sting of the blade

So I put every point into the choice that I made

A walking fortress in a world of glass

Watching every monster try to let me pass

I'm moving slow, but I'm standing tall

I'm the living proof of a brick-and-mortar wall

Max out the armor, forget about the speed

I'm the only powerhouse that you're ever gonna need

If I can't beat the boss, I'll just take a bite

Engineering victory in the middle of the fight

The developers are crying, the balance is gone

But I'm just out here having fun since the dawn

(So shiny!)

(So strong!)

I'm a giant dragon, I'm a silver machine

The strangest miracle that the server's ever seen

I'll walk through the fire and I'll swim through the lake

Collecting every skill that I can possibly take

They call it a glitch, I call it a plan

Catch me if you can, actually, I know you can't

(System error)

(Defense overflow)

You can swing for a century, you can try for a year

But Point Zero is the only number I hear

I'm not a warrior, I'm just a girl in a suit

Who found the most efficient way to gather the loot!

Max out the armor, forget about the speed

I'm the only powerhouse that you're ever gonna need

If I can't beat the boss, I'll just take a bite

Engineering victory in the middle of the fight

The developers are crying, the balance is gone

But I'm just out here having fun since the dawn

Whoops, did I break the game again?

(She broke it!)

(Again!)

Oh well, let's go get some cake!

(Zero damage!)

(Boing!)