Got problems, everybody hates me

Rock bottom's where I'm living lately

Goddamn, it's getting entertaining

All of y'all can go to hell (Go to hell)

Got problems, everyone can see it

Your mom says I am unappealing

Shut up, I'm just a human being

All of y'all can go to hell (Go to hell)

I got ninety-nine problems and they all got names

My dad points his finger saying I'm to blame

My girlfriend stole my car, drove it into a lake

Then she took me to court for not fixing the brakes

Now my landlord's pissed 'cause I can't pay rent

So I'm on his front lawn and I'm pitching a tent

Then I looked on the ground, found half a cigarette

Damn, I burned my mouth smoking the wrong end

Got problems, everybody hates me

Rock bottom's where I'm living lately

Goddamn, it's getting entertaining

All of y'all can go to hell (Go to hell)

Got problems, everyone can see it

Your mom says I am unappealing

Shut up, I'm just a human being

All of y'all can go to hell (Go to hell)

I tried going to church, but got beat up by the priest

I confessed all my sins, but then he called the police

Yeah, when I got released, I saw the doctor had rang

The results are in, I got shit for a brain

My life's a joke, so what? I know

It's cool, every day I find a brand-new low

Got problems, everybody hates me

Rock bottom's where I'm living lately

Goddamn, it's getting entertaining

All of y'all can go to hell (All of y'all can go to hell)

Got problems, everyone can see it

Your mom says I am unappealing

Shut up, I'm just a human being

All of y'all can go to hell (All of y'all can go to hell)

La-di-da, la-di-da, da-la-di-da

La-di-da, la-di-da, da-la-di-da (Go to hell)

La-di-da, la-di-da, da-la-di-da

La-di-da, ooh