Women stop being cute when they get to twenty-three

It comes back around when you're an OAP

You don't call for your friends anymore

You've got to meet them down the pub if you want to see them at all

But the conditions must be just right

Especially uninviting on a school night

I've got the car, where can I park? Have you checked everyone's dietary requirements

Will be fully catered in this bar that we've unanimously chosen?

Women stop being seen when they get to thirty-three

Something about invisibilliy

You don't call for your friends anymore

You've got to meet them down the pub if you want to see them at all

But the conditions must be just right

Especially uninviting on a school night

Can I bring the bairns? Is it card only?

Can you fence off an hour to have fun with me?

Plans in the way of, plans in the way of, life in the way of living

We make plans in the way of work, in the way of thoughts, in the way of thinking

You need to settle down, stop your moving around, you could look younger if you just

Took time to settle down, stop your fooling around, you could be better if you just

You need to plan for your death while you're living

You need to live fast but not die young

Be in moment, and don't miss a thing

Count all your blessings and try to have fun

Where can I park? Or should I leave the car?

Is there somewhere we can go that's maybe not too far?

I've got an mounting pile of stuff to do

But I'll happy sack it off to doss around with you

Plans in the way of, plans in the way of, life in the way of living

We make plans in the way of work, in the way of thoughts, in the way of thinking

You need to settle down, stop your moving around, you could look younger if you just

Took time to settle down, stop your fooling around, you could be better if you just

Tell me

What is your five year plan?

Who is your mortgage advisory man?

Please tell me more about the school catchment area in your new neighborhood

I need to get the car serviced, d'ya know anyone good?

Plans in the way of, plans in the way of, life in the way of living

We make plans in the way of work, in the way of thoughts, in the way of thinking

You need to settle down, stop your moving around, you could look younger if you just

Took time to settle down, stop your fooling around, you could be better if you just

Get up, get dressed

Work smart, do less

Stay sharp, don't stress

Get paid, stay blessed

You need to get up, get dressed, look sharp, not stressed, be real

And thank the staff who brought you over what you ordered

Get up, get dressed, and don't forget to make plans

To call on your old mates