Yup, that's me

You're probably wondering how I got into this situation

Well, these **** hate me

And even though this wedgie feels.. terrible

This view.. this view

The view is beautiful

From the flagpole

But that wedgie don't feel good on my asshole

Yuh yuh

Wedgie so atomic

We droppin bombs atomic

It's a shame I'm not patriotic

But I always tote that ironic

Young ****, I'm smoking that chronic

They bullied me in phonics

They sent me to the principal's office

Then why I fuck the principal in her orifice?

She calling my dick edifice

Maybe that was the genesis

Of why these **** sick of me like tetanus

Oh why they wanna hunt me like venison?

Doctor wanna put me on ritalin

Oh but I only see that **** for my medicine

Pint of lean when I sippy sip

Like a dropper, make that puddy drip

I turn her pacific way I rim

I did a nut and it was all on her chin

My cummy goes perfect with a grin

Cummy goes perfect with the din

I only fuck her when the lights are dim

Imma invade her just like Zim

**** I'm him

Himmy him Himmy Himothan