I Forgot

On an empty old street

A bare naked lady

Came up to me

And said, "Why are you crying?"

I didn't know what to say

'Cause when she asked me

I forgot

She wasn't pretty

But ooh she was smiling

With her whole body

Gloriously driving me insane

'Cause I could not find the words

Then Big Ben told us it's 10:30

And we were thirsty standing in the rain

So we opened our geggys and drank the water

Better than a soda

We said "tah" for the black cloud

Bursting in on us

Screamed a police car

And a big man got out

And said "Why are you laughing?"

We didn't know what to say

'Cause when he asked us

We forgot

He wrapped her body in an itchy blanket

Though she was happy without any clothes

So I opened my geggy and told him to let her be

He clocked me with his billy and took her away

And I waved like the Queen of England

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It was just one of those days

When a bare naked lady

Came up to me

And said, "Why are you crying?"

I didn't know what to say

'Cause when she asked me

I forgot