A long-ass fuckin' time ago, in a town called Kickapoo

There lived a humble family, religious through and through

But, yea, there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do

His name was young JB, and he refused to step in line

A vision he did seeth, fucking rocking all the time

He wrote a tasty jam, and all the planets did align

Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave

Then I sliced his fucking cockles with a long and shiny blade

'Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalize, sing, "Fuckaloo"

And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too

Gotta get it on the party zone

I gots to shoot a load in the party zone

Gotta lick a toad in the party zone

Gotta suck a chode in the party zone

You've disobeyed my orders, son, why were you ever born?

Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more

This music that you play for us comes from the depths of Hell

Rock and roll's the devil's work, he wants you to rebel

You've become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the strings

Your heart will lose direction, and chaos it will bring

You better shut your mouth, you better watch your tone

You're grounded for a week with no telephone

Don't let me hear you cry, don't let me hear you moan

You gotta praise the Lord when you're in my home

Dio, can you hear me, I am lost and so alone

I'm askin' for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne?

I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock

My father thinks you're evil, but, man, he can suck a cock

Rock is not the devil's work, it's magical and rad

I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad

I hear you, brave, young Jables, you are hungry for the rock

But to learn the ancient methods, sacred doors you must unlock

Escape your father's clutches and this oppressive neighborhood

On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood

In the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand

You will form a strong alliance, and the world's most awesome band

To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk

You will face your inner demons, now go, my son, and rock

So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo with hunger in his heart

And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art

But, in the end, he knew that he would find his counterpart

Rock

Rock

Rock